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AAPL343.46-2.63|
TSLA354.72-14.42|
NVDA875.20+12.50|
MSFT412.88+2.15|
AMZN182.30-0.87|
META509.14+5.67|
GOOGL174.92+1.44|
BRKB366.50+0.23|
JPM197.35-1.12|
V271.44+0.89|
FTSE1008412.30+23.50|
GBPUSD1.27+0.00|
GOLD2045.80+8.40|
AAPL343.46-2.63|
TSLA354.72-14.42|
NVDA875.20+12.50|
MSFT412.88+2.15|
AMZN182.30-0.87|
META509.14+5.67|
GOOGL174.92+1.44|
BRKB366.50+0.23|
JPM197.35-1.12|
V271.44+0.89|
FTSE1008412.30+23.50|
GBPUSD1.27+0.00|
GOLD2045.80+8.40|
S&P 5005,487.03▲ 0.34%·
NASDAQ19,823.44▲ 0.57%·
DOW43,521.12▼ 0.10%·
AAPL343.46▼ 1.01%·
NVDA131.38▲ 4.63%·
MSFT441.25▲ 0.43%·
AMZN201.47▼ 0.61%·
TSLA354.72▼ 2.50%·
GOOGL178.92▲ 0.53%·
META580.11▲ 1.63%·
AMD166.22▲ 1.91%·
PLTR32.44▲ 3.24%·
SPY548.70▲ 0.34%·
QQQ482.15▲ 0.57%·
VIX14.22▼ 2.13%·
BTC/USD63,422.00▲ 1.34%·
S&P 5005,487.03▲ 0.34%·
NASDAQ19,823.44▲ 0.57%·
DOW43,521.12▼ 0.10%·
AAPL343.46▼ 1.01%·
NVDA131.38▲ 4.63%·
MSFT441.25▲ 0.43%·
AMZN201.47▼ 0.61%·
TSLA354.72▼ 2.50%·
GOOGL178.92▲ 0.53%·
META580.11▲ 1.63%·
AMD166.22▲ 1.91%·
PLTR32.44▲ 3.24%·
SPY548.70▲ 0.34%·
QQQ482.15▲ 0.57%·
VIX14.22▼ 2.13%·
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AAPL189.45+1.23|
TSLA248.73-3.41|
NVDA875.20+12.50|
MSFT412.88+2.15|
AMZN182.30-0.87|
META509.14+5.67|
GOOGL174.92+1.44|
BRKB366.50+0.23|
JPM197.35-1.12|
V271.44+0.89|
FTSE1008412.30+23.50|
GBPUSD1.27+0.00|
GOLD2045.80+8.40|
AAPL189.45+1.23|
TSLA248.73-3.41|
NVDA875.20+12.50|
MSFT412.88+2.15|
AMZN182.30-0.87|
META509.14+5.67|
GOOGL174.92+1.44|
BRKB366.50+0.23|
JPM197.35-1.12|
V271.44+0.89|
FTSE1008412.30+23.50|
GBPUSD1.27+0.00|
GOLD2045.80+8.40|
Simulator Analytics

Performance Dashboard

Historical P&L, risk-adjusted returns, and benchmark comparison for your paper trading activity.

Total P&L
+$14,273.3
Portfolio Ret
+14.27%
vs S&P 500
+5.10%
Sharpe Ratio
8.02
Win Rate
65.0%
Max Drawdown
-$1,167.68
Total Trades
40

Cumulative P&L

Running total of realized gains and losses

2026-07-212026-08-012026-08-112026-08-192026-08-282026-09-042026-09-142026-09-262026-10-092026-10-28$-5,000$+0$+5,000$+10,000$+15,000

Cumulative Returns vs S&P 500

Index rebased to 100 at period start

Portfolio S&P 500
2026-07-212026-08-012026-08-112026-08-192026-08-282026-09-042026-09-142026-09-262026-10-092026-10-28-5%0%5%10%15%

Daily P&L

Realized gains/losses per day

2026-07-212026-08-012026-08-112026-08-192026-08-282026-09-042026-09-142026-09-262026-10-092026-10-28$-1400$-700$0$700$1400

P&L by Symbol

Total realized P&L per ticker

GOOGL
+$51158t
MSFT
+$33286t
AAPL
+$28675t
AMZN
+$15326t
TSLA
+$6615t
META
+$6603t
NVDA
+$1621t
JPM
$-516t

Risk Metrics Explained

Sharpe Ratio (8.02)

Risk-adjusted return above 4% risk-free rate, annualised. >1 is good, >2 is excellent.

Max Drawdown (-$1,167.68)

Largest peak-to-trough decline in cumulative P&L. Lower is better — measures downside risk.

Win Rate (65.0%)

Percentage of trades that closed in profit. A high win rate paired with a good reward:risk ratio is ideal.

Paper trading simulation. Calculations use synthetic price data for demonstration purposes.

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